Hop on a vintage tram, hop off at a vineyard, repeat. It’s basically a grown-up pub crawl with better views and less regret. Expect good wine, great scenery, and the increasing belief that you’re a wine expert after your third glass.

You can’t come all this way and not do a safari. Whether you go big in the bush or opt for something closer to Cape Town, you’ll get a proper look at the local wildlife (and we don’t mean the wedding guests at 2am).

Yes, there are penguins. Yes, they live on a beach. No, we don’t know how either. It’s worth the trip for the photo alone, and watching them shuffle around is surprisingly therapeutic.